I've been Tagged...

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer....

If I could be a Jedi...I’d use my Jedi mind trick to make terrorist kidnappers and/or child molestors let me pass so I can rescue the victims then bring justice with my lightsaber through the perpetrators gullets.

If I could be a CEO...I’d sit in my corner office, while I make a former CEO sit in a cubicle surrounded by the people he/she considers worthless and tell them he’s/she's there because his/her degree means nothing, now show me you can interact with other human beings without being condescending.

If I could be a scientist...I’d study the cosmos, prove the theory of everything, then get someone to build me a machine to travel through dimensions, time, and space, and become the richest ruler of the universe. MWAHAHAHA!

If I could be a musician...I sit with my instrument (probably a Cello) in the middle of the stage of an empty Carnegie hall and play for just me and God. Just me, the spotlight,the acoustics of the building,and God. Then let the music fill the place until my soul is transported to heaven.

If I could be a writer...I’d write every story that dances in my head and make people cry, and laugh, and wish they could live in the universes I create.

I tag anyone reading this to pick five, post it on their blog, then tag five of their friends to do the same...or be fast and loose with the rules like I was!